{WTB} Need to Borrow a CAT. $100 for a couple hours?

just like the title says. smog check coming up next month. my cat is toast. wont pass with my racingbeat mid pipe. if i could borrow someones cat for a couple hours that would be great. id be happy to supply beers, food, or cash for a couple hours of your time and a clean smoggable cat. i got all the tools, jacks, and jackstands in my garage or i could come to you. as long as your not too far and have a star certified smog shop close by.

Thanks in advance Rotards.:Peace: